A Really Bad JOke

Subject: A really bad one!!!
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  This morning, I was in a huge hurry and on my way to work. I was
 preoccupied with my day ahead and because I was not really paying attention            I rear-ended a car at a stop light

   . "Great, just great", I muttered.
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> >   The driver opened his door........leaned out of his car and stared at me.

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> >   He was a dwarf, or little person, whatever they prefer to be called.
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> >   He got out, studied the damage on his bumper, and walked towards me as I rolled down my window.
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> >   He said, "I'm not happy"...
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> >   To which I replied, "Well..... which one are you then?"
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> >   Smile!